If I'd asked you this morning to invest £800 in the UK banking industry, I imagine it's quite likely that you'd have declined the opportunity. "You know what, Greg? I'm just a bit of short of cash this month. No can do. Sorry about that."
If I'd then suggested that this wasn't a problem, and that you could just borrow the £800 from somewhere and then invest it, I suspect I would have been turned down once more. "Greg, it's a tempting and imaginative plan, but, taking into account the volatile and insecure nature of the banking sector at present, along with the general fears about the wider economy both here in the UK and abroad - not to mention my existing borrowing - I think that taking out a loan in order to invest in the banking sector would suit neither me nor my investment plans at present. Thanks - but no thanks."
But this morning, the government ordered every man, woman and child in the country to do exactly that. You have no choice in the matter. We, as a nation, are borrowing £50 billion to help the banking industry - that's about £800 pounds each. We'll have to pay that amount back later on, to whoever we have borrowed it from, with interest. If you didn't want to borrow £800 to invest in the banking sector - unlucky! You just have.
The banks will then use the money by lending it straight back to us (in the form of mortgages, loans and credit cards) and charging us interest. The plan is that the interest they charge us on the amount that we owe them will enable them to repay the amount that they owe us so that we can then repay whoever has lent us the £50 billion.
I'm not really saying that this is the wrong thing to do. We are where we are, and, although it might not be an ideal situation,
we have to do what's necessary to get ourselves out of it. But when you break the plan down into its constituent parts, you have to acknowledge that it's a bizarre state of affairs.
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